Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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