is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Your penis caused this!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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