I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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