Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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