First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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