I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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