so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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