what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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