You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You need Xanax blowdarts
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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