Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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