would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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