someone owes me an orgasm
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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