How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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