i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
