i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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