no. you can't hotbox the world.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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