Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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