We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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