is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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