is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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