He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
