Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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