I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
too bad you live with your parents still
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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