I hate your face
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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