If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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