How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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