Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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