yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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