do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
