Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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