sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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