Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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