I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Barsexuality is the new black.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
40s are totally the cure
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
