Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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