I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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