Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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