none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
