i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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