Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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