i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
