Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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