Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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