Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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