I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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