why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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