i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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