Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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