i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
