I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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