hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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