He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
